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Enter the October forum competition

Hello everyone,

The Redgate forum competition is back!

Would you like the chance to win a bag of Redgate goodies, including a copy of Grant Fritchey's book SQL Server Execution Plans, Third Edition? Then, enter our competition below!

To enter, simply share your favorite database joke in the thread below. 

The competition closes on October 31st. Looking forward to hearing your jokes :) 

Cheers,

Roseanna
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  • Joe
    A DBA executed the query "SELECT * FROM Chuck, Norris" and instantly died from a roundhouse kick to the head. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives, especially after trying to take everything from him.
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  • JCitro
    Q: When did God create the DBA?
    A: The day before he had his rights revoked.
    JCitro
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  • cesullivan
    A SQL SELECT statement walks into a bar. It approaches two tables and asks "May I JOIN you?".
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  • Roseanna
    Thank you for your entries. We've enjoyed reading your jokes. I'm delighted to announce that the winner is...@JCitro. Congratulations! I will message you to arrange delivery of your prize. Stay tuned for the next competition launching on Monday.
    Roseanna
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