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I just upgraded to 12.0.11 this morning, and my long running query and blocking alerts are staying active, long after the queries have finished. / comments
I just upgraded to 12.0.11 this morning, and my long running query and blocking alerts are staying active, long after the queries have finished.
2009 / comments
2009
A DBA executed the query "SELECT * FROM Chuck, Norris" and instantly died from a roundhouse kick to the head. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives, especially after trying to take everything from him. / comments
A DBA executed the query "SELECT * FROM Chuck, Norris" and instantly died from a roundhouse kick to the head. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives, especially after trying to take everything from ...